Outdoor Show Survival Guide
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 11:18AM It’s that time again, that’s right the time when we all gather to see what’s hot and new in the outdoor industry has arrived. Most of us go to these shows to beat cabin fever or at least spend a day with our friends or children. The big question is “how to make the most of the day”? Have no fear; Captain Steve is here with his “Outdoor Show Survival Guide”!
Rule #1. No matter how cold it is, wear nothing heavier than a sweat shirt! This may not make sense immediately since February and March temperatures can be quite cool to say the least, but there is a method to the madness. The minor case of Pneumonia and possibly losing a toe from frostbite are a small price to pay when the alternative is sweating like you’re in a sauna while walking the show. Besides, a brisk walk is good for your cardio condition, and by underdressing this will guarantee that you move quickly to the show and again back to your vehicle.
Rule #2. Dress appropriately! Everyone needs to wear their best sporting shirts or slogan shirts. Break out the “Quacker Smacker”, “Bass Buster”, or “Beer Hunter” hoodies that your significant other can’t stand and wear them proudly! Remember the day you bought it and she asked “where are you going to wear that thing”? The sport shows are where! The side effect is you will get a lot of attention from the vendors as you pass by. This is also another great time to break out the camouflage again before spring.
Rule #3. Forget health food! Where else can you have a steady diet of jerky, pickles, crab cakes, soft pretzels and other goodies? For Pete’s sake, what other time of the year will you have 16 flavors of pickles and half a dozen critters jerked and at your beckon call? The best strategy is to get the free samples first and then stock up on all you can gorge yourself with as you walk the show. The few years you take off your life are well worth it in the long run!
Rule #4. Check out the seminars. These shows are full of free information. This may be the only time you ever get to rub shoulders with celebrities of your favorite sport. This is also the best time to study them closely and see what sets them apart without being arrested as a stalker. On a serious note, check out the scheduled seminars there is a bunch of good info out there especially the Delaware Valley Outdoors seminars (sorry I had to).
Rule #5. Have a pack mule or at least a back pack to put the info you’re gathering in. It’s a fact that we are attracted to all the brochures and little freebies at the shows and they can take up a bunch of space. Have something to put them in because Rule #1 will have you in bed for a while and the material you gather will probably last about the time your illness does. It makes great reading between cold sweats!
By following these five rules and taking them only half seriously I’m sure the show season will be much more enjoyable!
Captain Steve Horvath










